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Name : Soh Yan Ling Joyce
Age : 20
Location : Pasir Ris, Singapore
Status : Married
School : Singapore Institute of Management
Hobbies : Shopping, Dolling Up, Singing, Camwhoring, Blogging

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My beloved husband, Tay Buan Teck
Dated On : 11th November 2007
Solemnized On : 27th April 2008



Our lil' precious, Vivienne Tay Li En
Birth Date : 13th September 2008
Gestation Period : 37 Weeks 5 Days
Place of Birth : Mount Alvernia
Birth Weight : 2.29kg
Birth Length : 45.5cm
Head Circumference : 31cm


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Everlasting Marriage
Cute and healthy baby
Money
White LG Viewty
HP Pavilion Lappie
Chanel Jumbo Flap Bag
Beauty
Slim down after giving birth
Perm my hair
Rebond and cut my hair
Deep set and thick double eyelids
Less squarish face
Braces to fix my ugly teeth
Finish putting braces
Further my studies
Driving license
Shopping trip to HK/Taiwan/Japan
Overseas wedding photoshoot
Our wedding dinner at 5 stars hotel
Our own home


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The Mommies
Alice; Bryan's & Jolyn's mommy
Alin; Calista's mommy
Bing Xue; Liz's mommy
Cakee; Bibi's mommy
Cammy; Zinon's mommy
Christine; Matthias' mommy
Christina; Zen's mommy
Daw; Niya's mommy
Eelin; Mommy to be
Eelyn; Avel's mommy
Fannie; Debbie's mommy
Ferline; Gladys' mommy
Fionne; Edlysia's mommy
Hui Ping; Jaeden's mommy
Hui Yin; Lewis' mommy
Jeanie; Crescencia's mommy
Jenny; Mikkel's mommy
Joanne; Xiang's mommy
Jocelyn; Ryoji's mommy
Kiki; Clareen's mommy
Lynn; Amberlyn's mommy
Margaret; Sherelle's mommy
Michelle; Lovelle's mommy
Michlyn; Favian's mommy
Pei Yun; Genial's mommy
Sandy; Phoebe's & Charlene's mommy
Shu Ling; Japheth's mommy
Serene; Seraphina's mommy
Stella; Rynna's & Raynr's mommy
Su Zhen; Jayden's mommy
Valerie; Claire's mommy
Xing Ning; Ryan's mommy
Xue Er; Valentino's mommy
Yan Hong; Kayden's mommy
Yan Ting; Xavier's mommy
Yan Wen; Chlovelle's mommy
Yvonne; Dawn's mommy

The Friends
Cherring
Cindy
Faye
Jade
Jowee
Linshan
Lyngi
Michlyn
Minty
Regina
Serene
Shermaine
Stella
Stephanie
Vincent
Xiiaociia
Xiao Fen
Yong Long
Yuanzer
Yu Jie
Yvonne


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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Sales moved to jocico.livejournal.com
Wednesday, January 30, 2008

I am feeling like shit, feeling bored and having bad skins. I seriously need some hugs and good **x for now.
Sunday, January 27, 2008

Yeah! We went to Chinatown yesterday to squeeze with people.





















Nian Hua. Sadly i never had any in my house before.



These lights are beautiful.



The fishes look like those from Japan. Look at the contrast between the background and the fish.



We saw this stupid noisy musical toy, seems like it has exists in the market for a few years already.



Finally some human-like photos.

Oops, looks like i diao-ing people like that.



What a bo liao face.



To cover my ugly mouth i put on the words.





I REALIZED THAT I'M SUPER CHAO DA AFTER THE TEKONG TRIP! *#^&%#^!$#^!@&*!((#@!@#
And i'm damn sweaty and oily.



Bu shuang face.




We bought customized sign boards at $34, from this stall.



How it looks like. Ain't the colour cute? At first my dear ask me to put my name first de, but i ask him, not you love me meh?



And i bought cute gifts for dear's parents, intending to give them when i go for their reunion dinner. I've got cheated lor. At first i bought one for $6.80, after that i spotted another stall selling at $4, so i bought another one.



I didn't realize that they are one big one small. Never mind, they are one husband one wife. They have different tails too.



I bought this light ear digger from the Japan House or something. I think it's super cool cos you can help people dig ears in the dark and see everything inside clearly. Well, it personal preference ba, dear says it's not that clear.



Not forgetting i bought these pop pop thing. Throw on the floor got those "piak piak piak" sound one. Nowadays hardly people are selling.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

The day before yesterday was our last outing together with hair-ed Si Rong.

Look at how he looked when he was in secondary school, damn cuteeee lor. But grow up then not cute le, more man. *pukes*



We met up at an ultra early timing, 11am, but ended up i was 1 hour late. LMAO~ We headed over to Orchard and had our lunch at Ding Tai Fung.

We had my favorite Xiao Long Baos.



And i ate the Za Jiang Mian, same as Si Rong and Yong Long.



Throughout our eating session, we were actually eyeing on the untouched food on the table of some Ang Mors ladies beside us. Our greediness paid us off in the end, we asked the waitress to bring the food from their table over to ours after they left. But, they tasted badddd, looks nice but not nice to be eaten. No wonder those Ang Mors left them there.



So, we decided to write the chinese characters "bu4 hao3 chi1" on the white cloth inside the basket or whatever put dim sum de.



Si Rong had to leave early at 3pm plus, so we ended the outing with some photo taking.














Yesterday was the big day for Si Rong, he's going to army. And we, good buddies sent him off to Pulau Tekong together with his parents. Actually i dunno whether can i post the photos online de nor, but who cares, they also never say cannot. Hahaha

At the Ferry Terminal in Singapore.







I was damn bored on the ferry, so i resorted to taking photos of Si Rong's botak-look but he die die also don't wanna let me take. In the end i managed to take one when he's not looking. I found out that botak makes your head looks flat.



We finally reached Tekong.



We were given pathetic goodies bags over there. A bottle of mineral water, a packet of tissue paper & 3-pieced Oreos and an inkless pen. I think only the mineral water came in handy, as the weather there was damn hot.



Wow, look at their swimming pool.



Wow, look at the handsome Yong Long.









Look at the cute clouds. The weather there was really damn damn hot lor, walking around there was really energy consuming, plus you have to climb up and down the stairs.



I realized that they have mirrors everywhere.



We went to take a tour at their bunks. Look at the lao ah ma's post.



What pathetic cupboard/wardrobes they provide...



We won't forget to cam whore.




Overview of the bunk.



That's Yong Long grabbing his chance to lie on those hospital-like beds, cos he will never get a chance to come here, as he's exempted from NS.



We were at their lecture hall or something. The guy with the camo cream on has huge eyes, too bad the photo not clear.



While waiting for the enlistees to rehearse for their oath taking, we rested at their canteen. I gave Yong Long my free Oreo cookies. What's the person behind of him looking at?



We started oil blotting after awhile.



Joyce's oil blotter VS Cindy's(left)



Oath taking ceremony. There's one line whereby they have to read out their individual ic no. together. I bursted out in laughter, damn loud. They sounded like some chanting or whatsover lor.



After that, we went for our last free lunch with Si Rong before he leaves for his 7 weeks BMT. We sat the ferry back to Singapore, this time we went to sit on top to enjoy the wonderful sea breeze.









Don't you think the flag looks like some alien smiley face meh?



Say GOODBYE~



Thursday, January 24, 2008

Life isn't as great as before.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Every breath I take, is for you,
Every heart beat, is for you,
All the love in my heart, is for you,
Every tear I cry, is for you,
Everything that I do, is for you

Every day you make me love you more,
I wrap my arms around you like never before,
Just feeling your body close to mine,
I want to stay in this moment forever and stop time.

With you I feel so safe and secure,
We have a love thats endless and so pure,
That not even god could tare us apart,
Because we own each others heart.

And if anyone was to ask me,
There's nowhere in the world I'd rather be,
Because when I am with you,
I can be who I want to be,
You set my mind and soul free,
I always knew we were meant to be.

No matter where I go,
Or what I do,
I always think of you,
You're my dream come true

You tell me you love me,
Well baby I love you too,
We will be in this together,
Now and forever.



OMG this is shooooOO fun!



Monday, January 21, 2008

CAUTION

PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO MY HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, ULTRA DEADLY, CURE-LESS AT THE MOMENT "有心无力" DISEASE.


Recently i'm having some health problems. Have been feeling damn energy-less these few days, even though i haven't done anything that is vigorous. Nowadays, i do everything also 有心无力 one. And my god damn period is late for a week already. Really wondering what's wrong with me, perhaps it's due to my recent recovery from my bad cough. True enough, the horoscope and zodiac readings reflected on the newspaper say that i'm experiencing some health and mental problems lately, thus i need to consume some 补品 and go on a holiday. I admits that i'm superficial to a large extent, but i thought i have been having a super duper long holiday with my dear even until now? I need to get a job real soon, cash ran dry till the point whereby i can officially declare bankrupt. I've been shamefully relying on my dear's love charity funds. I use liao also 不爽, cos the feeling of spending people's money is not as good as using your own, although the law of "his money equal to my money, my money not equal to his money" still exists. Haha.

Anyway, Chinese New Year is just round the corner, crossing my fingers and pray that i will get a decent amount of Ang Bao money to invest in a good Valentines' Day prezzie for my dear and some shopping supports. I need more extreme retail therapy to try to cure my 有心无力 disease, cos it's rather getting on my nerves. Time for me to get some New Year clothings! The feeling of 有心无力 really sucks and i'm afraid that i may affect the people around me. Haven't been clubbing for almost 3 weeks or maybe a month? I think i've totally lost touch of it. Maybe my low energy level will costs me to run out of power half way, so i better not try so soon yet.

OMG! I WANT MY HEALTH AND ENERGY BACK! ^&@!%^%^#((!&^#%!((@!$$!
Sunday, January 20, 2008

THE CAR REVAMP


BEFORE



AFTER





Nearly 3k was spent carrying out this surgery - equivalent to cutting double eyelids for once still got change to take back
*Sending my deepest condolences to Mr Buanteck's wallet.
Thursday, January 17, 2008



Together, forever,
That's what I see.
Whenever, wherever
That's how we'll be.
Together, forever,
That's you and me.


3 Benefits of Kissing
1. Strengthen immune system through the exchanging of saliva
2. Improves blood circulations leading to beautiful skin
3. Cure hiccups

Top 3 Material Girls
1. Leo 100% of materialistic
2. Scorpio 95% of materialistic
3. Pisces 94% of materialistic



Budget buy for the day. $6 from This Fashion. So lame of me to buy a shirt that looks almost the same as my previous one.



I also bought a Hello Kitty car number plate decoration for my dear using his money, from a Hello Kitty shop located at Novena Square. =P His $20 fly, plus i gonna destroy his car. LMAO

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

YoohoooooooOooo everyone~ Meowwwwwww....





Today my dear bought me a cake from Four Leaves.



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A clue for you.




Yeaps, that's right! It's called Strawberry Shortcake. Isn't the name amusing? Hehehe...



Today is Cindy's birthday. Just now at 12am, we went over to her house to give her a surprise. We went from Cheers to a supermarket to 7-eleven to look for Walls tub ice cream but all were sold out, and we were ultra rushing for time. Left 15min to 12am lor. Haha. Anyway, we made it on time and waited at her doorstep until it was 11.59pm then we pressed on her doorbell. Clever Constance covered the peephole, so that she won't know it's us. Just as expected, she opened the door with a shocked face, and the flame of the candle went off. =.= The first thing she said was, she wants to go and change. We waited and when she opened the door again, we sang her a birthday song. As if she changed... She went to put on her bra only lor. Diao~

Her birthday cake. Credits to Constance for bringing the candle and the lame Happy Birthday thingy.



Must be wondering how an ice cream cake can be cut right? We show you how.



We ate and chatted for half an hour and headed home. Guess Cindy likes this surprise right? Hahaha
Monday, January 14, 2008

Due to overpopulation, i migrated my water babies to a bigger jar. =S



I turned dear's toilet and his window to Cats' Paradise a few weeks ago. His mum got shocked seeing them. LMAO~













Today we went to Funan the IT mall to accompany his good buddy buy lappie. At Ya Kun, a girl beside my table told me that i'm wearing a nice top and where did i bought it from. So i told her, i got it from This Fashion, which is true. She got shocked. Well, in conclusion, This Fashion does have some nice clothes which you have to patiently find. Don't think that it's an aunty store, it's one of the places where i go for my cheap thrills. Kudos~


This top lor.



We started camwhoring while slacking outside.

















JOKE OF THE DAY


I'M SUCH A BADDDDD GIRLFRIEND.
Saturday, January 12, 2008

LORRY AND CAR


ACCIDENT AT PIE


Mr Buanteck was driving along PIE when the accident happened this evening. At that time, it was raining cats and dogs and roads were slippery. Out of a sudden, a few cars in front of him suddenly step onto the brake. He reached for the brake immediately but due to the slippery surface of the floor, his car continued moving till the point whereby it made an impact with the lorry that was driving directly in front of him. The two women that he loves the most, his mum and his girlfriend witnessed the accident happen. Luckily no one was hurt in this accident, except Mr Buanteck's wallet.





Interesting first time experience - like sitting bumper car but the impact not very big =P

The above news was reported by the NERDY journalist who loves to eat Hokee Bao.









Transformation after work.







Went to Penisular Shopping Centre to shop today. Buanteck bought 2 nicely design t-shirts and a cute cat boxers. Joyce bought her must have accessory for now, SCARF and the nerdy specs. Anyone who wanna stock up lotsa skinny jeans of any colour, you can now head over to Penisular Shopping Centre cos the shops retail them at 18-20 dollars only. 8-10 dollars cheaper than Bugis Street. Oh yah, i went back for re-consultation for my precious double eyelids and told the doctor that my double eyelids aren't very obvious. So he suggested me to go for a re-opt around half a year later. It would cost me the surgery materials fee which estimate to be around a few hundred dollars. OMG, can't imagine i gonna suffer and rot at home for 1-2 weeks again.








Anyway, i went to visit my aunt yesterday at SGH. She has been staying there for almost a month and for unknown reasons she has decided to convert to a Christian... I'm afraid that she thinks that her days are near. I got bored listening to what her christian friend was preaching about so i decided to camwhore. No offence to Christians though, cos i was once a devoted follower, but due to the death of my mother i decided to convert to a FREE THINKER - commitment free and SAY NO TO ABSTINENCE. Haha... My God is me and i worship myself everyday in the mirror.




































Back to today. We went to the supermarket to shop for groceries when we both spotted this lan jiao/penis look-alike mushroom at the same time. Maybe i should name it the lan jiao mushroom. Anyone that has eaten it before, please feedback me on how it taste and how the person who cooks it prepares it.



We cooked spaghetti, eggs, mushroom soup for dinner. Look at how the meatballs on the right hand side plate is aligned.



The childish me decided to grow some water/crystal babies out of curiosity. It was turned out from a gachapon machine using $1.

How it looks like fresh from the gachapon "egg".



Poured into a bottle of water.



Only 15 minutes later it grew bigger.





*Time for me to sign off to entertain my dear.
Wednesday, January 9, 2008

I haven't been updating much on my blog these few days, cos relatively nothing much has happened that i think that would interest the readers out there. I'm having private moments with my dear almost everyday.

Well, a lame video of my zi lian-ness to share. I'm not trying to sing the song ah...



Anyway a nice song to recommend.

苦茶
by Bang Bang Tang and Hei She Hui Mei Mei

微微笑的看你
越是认真就越让人心疼
街头那盏路灯仿佛在笑我愚笨
没什么能做但我比谁都真城
泡一杯苦茶陪伴你到夜深
你知不知道
你总有一种能可爱的独特ho
让我充满勇气抵抗冬天的寒冷
怎样做才会完美像个男人
喝一杯苦茶温暖你的体温
不用等你开口先说我爱你
在那之前想对你说我愿意
你不必问你也不必等
这一刻就值得爱到永恒
我该如何让你明白我爱你
在那之后你点头说我愿意
想照顾你想守护着你
这一刻只想把你抱紧
你知不知道
你也有一种很可爱的天真
大男孩的口吻魅力加到一百分
怎样做才会完美像个男人
喝一杯苦茶温暖你的体温
不用等你开口先说我爱你
在那之前想对你说我愿意
你不必问你也不必等
这一刻就值得爱到永恒
我该如何让你明白我爱你
在那之后你点头说我愿意
想照顾你想守护着你
这一刻只想把你抱紧
虽然永远再不可能
少了你的完整
两个对的人奇迹就能发生喔
不用等你开口先说我爱你
在那之前想对你说我愿意
你不必问你也不必等
这一刻就值得爱到永恒
我该如何让你明白我爱你
在那之后你点头说我愿意
想照顾你想守护着你
这一刻只想把你抱紧
这一刻只想把你抱紧

Monday, January 7, 2008

Be sure to catch Boogeyman 2 and I Am Legend at the cinemas! Boogeyman 2 has no link with Boogeyman 1. It's all about killing and... I say more then no fun le, it's the twist at the end thats interesting. Jigsaw from Saw acted in the show, he's looks really very scary lor. Haha. Oh btw, the show is M18 hor, cos got some parts you can see the girl's neh neh and they have sex, dream on seeing their private parts.

Boogeyman 2's trailer

Sunday, January 6, 2008

I didn't realise that it's 2008 already until i look at the calender just now. Everything is just as peaceful as before. This year, my birthday falls on a Monday and it's 3 days after Good Friday. I was born on Good Friday in 1989. Time flies really... 2008 is the Beijing Olympics and an auspicious year cos of the number 8 - my favourite/lucky number! This year is the rat year, which is my dad's year. My zodiac is snake, so last time my mum use to say me and my dad 蛇鼠一窝. Anyway, i hope that i will have a more fruitful year ahead, acheiving more goals and happiness, not only me but also the people around me. And to my friends who are going to the army soon, all the best. Hohoho...

Oh my gawd. The cab fare hike is really horrendous lor. The meter jumps 20 cents by 20 cents. Luckily i'm not affected by it, cos i don't take cab often. Take bus is more economical although the waiting time is very long. And you know what? My fare card become adult de liao, expensive man. Die die die.

Pass few days wasn't doing anything much. Have to get use to dear having lesser time to accompany me. I'm currently blogging using his com, cos i stays over at his place every weekends. And poor him is down with a bad flu, cough, fever. Haiyo... I dunno how to take care of people when they are sick de lor.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008

This song is dedicated to Cindy who is experiencing TSUNAMI...

女人痛经时
By 魏如萱

这种感觉虽然不像拉屎
but却让女生们痛的要死
一到这个时候
又要花钱买该死的卫生棉

这种感觉虽然不像拉屎
but却让女生们痛的要死
一到这个时候
恶劣的脾气就会问题连连
oh I’m menstruating
oh I’m menstruating
they always get me down baby

*yeah~ I have a blah~blood~blah~moment

女生真痛苦 男生最可恶
大姨妈找碴 就像在跳肚皮舞
呼呜~呼呜~
oh I’m menstruating
oh I’m menstruating
they always get me down baby

*yeah~ I have a blah~blood~blah~moment
再过5天 烦恼不见

後28天 哎呀我的天×8

女生 世界 男生 避讳
let’s ok~ 不要在我面前出现

痛痛痛痛 痛痛 这种感觉虽然不像拉屎
我不想拉屎 喔~
痛痛痛痛 痛痛 but却让女生们痛的要死
When we menstruating~
the pills will keep us alive~
when we menstruating~
the pills will keep us alive~

REPEAT*